When the snowmen warriors come for your patio, will you be ready?

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So. It's you again, snowman. That old top hat still enchanting you, is it? Well, good for you. Maybe you'll outlast the rest of them.

Oh, don't think I'm not scared of you. Those coal eyes, that corncob pipe, it's all terrifying. I bet if you got one big snowy sphere on me, I'd be a goner in a matter of seconds.

But you won't, will you? You won't even touch me. Because I've got these AZ Patio Heaters set up every few feet. And you know that if you get too close, you're as good as melted.

Makes you furious, doesn't it, snowman? But there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing except watch. Unless, of course, you think you'd be a tough enough puddle. Think you can reach me in time as a puddle? Hey, maybe you can. Maybe you can.

But until you're brave enough to try... well, I'll be right here. Warm and toasty. Waiting for Spring. You know what Spring is, right? Guess either way, you'll find out before too long. Then we'll see, snowman. Then we'll see who's really magic.

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