HELLO I'M MURRY PRESSURE WITH MURRY PRESSURE'S WASHER AND I WANT TO CLEAN *YOUR* FLOOR OR WHATEVER!

PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND THEY SAY MURRY AND I SAY WHAT AND THEY SAY I DON'T KNOW STOP WITH ALL THE PRESSURE AND I SAY I CAN'T BABY I CAN'T BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO

AND THEN THEY LAUGH BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I'M MURRY PRESSURE OF MURRY PRESSURE'S WASHERS

IF'VE YOU'VE MADE IT DIRTY, I CAN MAKE IT CLEAN. THAT'S THE MURRY PRESSURE PROMISE

GOT A PATIO THAT'S JET BLACK? I CAN MAKE IT GREY AGAIN! UNLESS IT STARTED JET BLACK. LIKE, IF YOU SPILLED A BUNCH OF WHITE SAND ON A BLACK PATIO, I CAN'T MAKE THAT GREY, BUT I CAN MAKE IT BLACK! BASICALLY WHATEVER THE CLEAN COLOR IS, THAT'S WHAT IT'LL BE WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT. OH, YOU'LL BE SO THANKFUL.

SO HURRY UP AND GET ME, MURRY PRESSURE, OVER TO YOUR HOME OR PLACE OF BUSINESS. I'LL CLEAN THE PAIN AWAY. ASSUMING PAIN IS IN A FORM THAT CAN BE CLEANED. LIKE, DON'T EXPECT ME TO LAUNDER MONEY OR SPRAY AWAY FEELINGS OF GUILT FROM YOUR ADULTERY. IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF CLEANING THAT I DO WITH MY PRESSURE WASHERS.

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