You Make The Call

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

ANNUAL SALARY FOR A HUMAN WATER-SPOTTER: 40k a year to start, 100k if you hire a twenty-year veteran with a MFW (Master of Finding Water) degree.

REQUIREMENTS FOR A HUMAN WATER SPOTTER: Water Spotting pants, Water Spotting shoes, Water Spotting polo (says "Water Spotter" over the right breast), Water Spotting belt (buckle reads "WS" and the S is shaped like a faucet), Water Spotting Shack, Water Spotting Jeep, Water Spotting walkie-talkie.

HOURS PER WEEK FOR A HUMAN WATER SPOTTER: 40 regular, 40 at overtime rates, plus three alternates to allow for round-the-clock coverage and vacations, as well as sick leave and holiday pay for the holiday guy.

BENEFITS FOR A HUMAN WATER SPOTTER: 60 hours vacation, 60 hours sick time, 7 annual holidays (except the holiday guy), two months maternity, four free uniforms, one free meal per shift and all the water her or she can drink. Plus 60% annual pension after retirement, for life.

COST OF AN EXCALIBUR WATER ALARM: You buy the two pack now, set them up where you need them, and let 'em run. If one alerts you to water, you clean up the water. Maybe sometimes you change the batteries if one chirps at you. That's it.

The choice is easy! Unless, you know, you're a mysterious billionaire who just wants to make a friend. In which case... where do we apply for our Water Spotting Jeep?

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.5 of 5 Drills:
Complete Noob!

Everyone starts somewhere, right? And if you're starting here, here is a good thing with which to start. Consider this the hardware equivalent of a TV dinner. It's not gonna be hard for you at all.

  • Detachable water sensor with 5.9 feet line cord
  • Extend wired sensor with microcontroller unit to monitor different water levels
  • Chirp for low battery; uses one 9V
  • Emits loud 110 db alarm
  • No wiring or assembly required

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Buzzer Volume: 110 db/30cm
Remote Sensor Range: 5.9 feet
Battery: 9V 6F22 (not included)

In the Box:

  • (2) Excalibur Innovation WA-100 Water Alarm

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
14m 39.448s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 46% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 60% bought 1
  • 25% bought 2
  • 15% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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