This chair and footstool are named after the mountains that look nothing like them.

There was a time in this great nation's history when it was easy to be powerful. The powerful could rest on their laurels and issue decrees from the seat of their thrones. The powerful could demand the deed to a mountain fortress, kick out the locals, and plant a nice wooden chair and footstool on the summit while whispering "I did all of this myself" to the birds who cheered them on.

Today, of course, we're all sharing in democratic power. So we all deserve comfy thrones! What we recommend is that you, citizen, take this Adirondack chair out to your domain-of-choice, sit yourself down, put your feet up, survey the area, and say "I did all of this myself."

It might not be true, but, really, has it ever been true? You might as well take a little credit just like all those other jerkfaces who sat in their thrones over the years. Who's better than you, huh? Who's better than you?

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