Orange Is The New Lift

What do you get for the person who likes to lift heavy things? How about the person who likes orange things? This may be a riddle. 

Customers who got this item also purchased:

- The Flying Orange, a strategic airlift cargo aircraft redesigned to resemble a giant satsuma

​- The SS OrangeBlackstone, a heavy-lift ship painted orange by a bunch of hooligans

- A forklift that only lifts orange objects due to a manufacturing error

- An industrial shipyard crane that can lift only one orange at a time

- Stan "The Hammer" W'hammer, a professional weightlifter whose skin is light orange thanks to an addiction to tanning beds

- A plume of orange smoke to distract store clerks while you shoplift

- Dr. Samantha Orangeglow, the region's leading facelift surgeon

- A British elevator with orange splattered on the interior after a passenger carrying four open buckets of paint had a seizure

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Features

  • Straps employ leverage which makes the items being carried seem 66% lighter
  • Encourages proper lifting technique
  • Saves floors from scratches, dents, scuffs and scrapes that dollies and hand trucks leave behind
  • Rated for items weighing up to 700 pounds (317 kg)
  • 100% Polypropylene

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: Lifetime Warranty Against Manufacturer Defects

Specs

In the Box:

  • FF FFMHVP Moving Harness, Orange - 2 Pack

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 41.772s
First Sucker:
docsbear
Last Wooter to Woot:
shuasha

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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FF Moving Harness, Orange - 2 Pack
$27.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$27.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.