Dad's Always Up On Your Grill

Looking for something that'll make Father's Day a little more hot? Well, that's a creepy way to phrase it. But these skewers work well on the grill.

Look, we get it. You're waiting until the last minute because you want to get Dad something nice because you're ashamed to admit you don't want to spend money. We get it. We do the same thing. But a nice set of Firewire Grill Skewers? That's how you go cheap without being cheap.

Seriously, look at that price. There are pizzas more expensive than that price. You spend more than that in a night out at the bar. Even if you're flat broke, you can find a couple bucks here and there, right? Just eat bologna for a week and drink water instead of Diet Coke and maybe spend your evenings watching Jeopardy! and the 10 O'Clock News. That money will show up before you know it.

And when you hand Dad these skewers? Won't he be happy? Aw, man, Dad LOVES to grill! He'll be so happy, he'll probably rush out to buy his child a nice pack of kabob steak. Steak that, might we add, will probably be top of the line. See what we're getting at here?

Tell your Dad you love him with a gift. He'll do the same with something in return. This isn't just you fulfilling an emotional obligation. It's a respectable investment strategy!

And if he doesn't like them, just yell I ALWAYS KNEW YOU GOT A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF ME and start crying. In our experience, that guilt's generally good for at least fifty bucks tucked surreptitiously in a goodbye handshake.

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Baby's First Tool!

Are you the sort of person who could cut yourself on a cotton ball? There there, there there. This item will be perfect for you. The only way you could be safer is if you were sealed in John Travolta's bubble.

  • Flexible, rust-free, 100% food-grade stainless steel cable allows you to effectively use the space on your grill like never before
  • Holds more than twice as much food as a regular skewer
  • Skewer tips stay cool to the touch
  • Easily marinate your favorite meals by pre-loading ingredients on these flexible skewers
  • Dishwasher safe
  • No utensils necessary for operation
  • Length: 30”
  • Weight: 0.4 lbs

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: Lifetime Fire Wire Grilling

Specs

Specifications
Material: 100% Food-Grade Stainless Steel
Dishwasher safe: Yes
Length: 30"
Weight: 0.4 lbs

In the Box:

  • (1) FireWire 50473 6-Pack Flexible Grilling Skewers

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FireWire 6-Pack Flexible Grilling Skewers
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