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Some people might think a knife/glove combo is weird, but they're just not thinking clearly. There are many, many, many great things one could do with a knife and a pair of gloves!

1) RE-ENACT THE "BEAT IT" VIDEO - Pull on one high dexterity glove and hold the work knife. Tie your free arm to a tree that's already wearing a red leather jacket. Making long, slow movements and leaps, slice the tree in a rhythmic manner. Occasionally yell out primal noises like HOOOO and WHEE-HEE-HEEE. Collect donations from passers-by who stop to observe.

2) PRETEND THE KNIFE IS FRESH FROM THE OVEN - With both gloves on, carry the knife flat and gently, while yelling "Out of the way, out of the way! I've got to get this to the King while it's still warm!" Make sure you walk at a reasonable speed, though. Don't be unsafe for the sake of humor.

3) DO A SMALL PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF THE LAVA SCENE FROM "KRULL"

What? You haven't seen "Krull" yet? People, people, people. You don't know how to LIVE!

These actions and more will be yours to choose from once you own a set of gloves and a knife!

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