Barrels have been side by side with man since the beginning. Even before the dog.

These specific barrels are designed to capture the rain and let you use it to water your garden. But barrels have co-existed peacefully beside mankind since the very first days.

12,562 BC The first barrel rolls down from the woods and befriends a young boy.

100 BC Barrel-aged alcohol comes into fashion, finally ending the difficult task of transporting whiskey in seashells.

26 BC A brave Italian warrior uses secret information given by his barrel allies to defeat an evil monkey king. The monkey king never suspects the barrels are disloyal.

22 BC The first computer is invented. Plans are hidden in a barrel until mankind is deemed ready to know.

19 AD The terms BC (Barrel Calendar) and AD (After Da Barrel) are devised by a Latin monk.

1492 AD A barrel spots America for the very first time! This discovery is later stolen from the barrel by Columbus, on behalf of Spain.

1492 AD Portugal allies itself with the barrels.

1492 AD - 1592 AD The Spanish-Barrel War claims thousands of lives, and barrels.

1600 AD War hero Sir Francis Barrel puts on a fake mustache and takes the name William Shakespeare.

1776 AD The Illuminati is founded in Barrelvaria.

1800 AD Barrel-shaped root beer candies are perfected. Plans are hidden until mankind is deemed ready to know.

TO BE CONTINUED... ?

Back to top