Your dad deserves to be put on a pedestal. But he'd prefer to just be climbing a ladder.

As we've just launched our brand new Woot Accessories & Watches site today, we totally understand the thrills of being a parent. And we've gotta say, as a parent, we'd love to own a neat ladder like this. That's why we're so sure your dad will too. As sure as we can be about the feelings of a guy we've never met.

We say this because, quite honestly, the odds are in our favor. If you saw the hinge locks and telescoping sides and thought "My dad would never use something like that" you almost immediately stopped reading. Want us to prove it? If you stopped reading already, don't raise your hand! See? See how many people have their hands down?

Then there's the tier two bailouts. They saw the words "aerospace-grade aluminum" and decided their dad would never accept anything less than gold-plated silver. They've moved on too. Only the children of true handy-dads are still looking at this 17-foot ladder and wondering just how much weight it can hold. Naturally, the answer is 250 pounds. That's probably room for your dad and a couple hammers. Or maybe even... a drill.

If you haven't already stopped reading, congratulations! You're the very person we're trying to target here! And that's why we're 100% sure your dad will LOVE this ladder.

Don't look so skeptical. This is exactly how fortune tellers work, and they make a TON of money with this con... um, we mean, method of reading people's minds.

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