Four feet of fun (and some chairs)!

SITUATION: You've just ordered a big four-foot party sandwich. Mmm! What a great summer's day this is going to be! SITUATION: Your tiny patio table won't hold more than six inches of sandwich. SITUATION: like 80% of your sandwich falls on to the ground and gets eaten by the dog. SITUATION: The onions on your sandwich makes the dog sick and you feel really guilty because you were just watching the dog for your friend and now your friend is mad at you for making their dog sick and also because they are hungry because they didn't get any of that big sandwich you promised them. SITUATION: More people arrive and they don't have any sandwich and they don't have anywhere to sit and they can't even get in the house because you're racing your friend's dog to the vet so now there's an angry hungry mob outside and they're all blaming you. SOLUTION: Get a 48' table and some chairs and everyone can sit down, eat a big sandwich, and keep the dog from eating onions! RESOLUTION: Everyone's well-fed and happy and can get on with the debate about if you call it "soda" or "pop."

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