Our miter homes were taken, leaving us to grovel on the ground. No more, my miter saw brothers, my miter saw sisters! 'Tis time to stand!

Too long have ye lain upon cold earth whilst the cries of unsawn lumber fill the air. Too long have we yearned for loftier altitudes at which free saws graze. When shall it be our time? When, we ask the miter gods! But in vain, for no answer do we receive. So now we must provide our own answer. Now, I say, is the hour! 

[crowd cheer]

While I have ye all here, does anyone have the license plate 'AWQ391'? It's a Dodge Dart. Red finish. "I brake for monster booty" bumper sticker. Anyone? Well, it be in a 3 minute parking zone and will be towed soon.

[crowd cheer]

Also, the answer to last week's Quarterly Quiz is: wood. Miter saws traditionally cut wood. Only one of you answered correctly. Miter Melanie! From accounting! Miter Melanie, you win a piece of wood.

[crowd cheer]

Finally, some sad news, my brothers and sisters. Ye Olde Blade Sharpening Shoppe and Videoe Store around the corner hath declared its going-out-of-business sale. I know we will miss the place. Anyway, all rentals be 2-for-1 this week.

[crowd cheer]

Ok, back to work. Don't forget to take a stand. And don't forget to vote for your Take-a-Stand King and Queen for the ball next Tuesday. 

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