A drill is a tool that lets you build or take apart. Two things that'll come in handy in 2014.

We've arrived in a new year. A year full of promise. A year full of excitement. It's all there for you to assemble the way you want to assemble it. Or possibly disassemble it, if it all goes too bad. And, for that, you're going to need a drill/driver.

Why, it's a perfect time to sit down and reassemble your life. That broken cabinet? Fix it! That weird board that sticks out of the wall? Take it away! Who knows, maybe there's even a hidden treasure behind that board, hidden away by the mysterious carpenter who built your house all those years ago. A treasure that would change your life. A treasure that can only be unlocked by the spiritual drill-welding heir to his legacy. A treasure that's been waiting for you.

Or maybe it'll just be a cool way to drill a straw-hole into your beer to impress your friends. We're not gonna tell you how to live your life. Happy New Year!

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