The Fourth Estate? Compressor owners.

The biggest complaint from members of the press is how often they have to deal with those windbags in politics. How do you fight back and stay objective? With a little air of your own.

As a member of the Compressor Corps, you'll have access to a 6-Gallon, 150 PSI Porter-Cable Compressor, which means you can have your own supply of air. Use it to run your pneumatic typewriters, or your air-powered satellite uplink! Naturally, in a pinch, you can also use your Porter-Cable Compressor to run small air-powered tools like nailers and roofers and whatnot.

But don't look at the Porter-Cable Compressor in the normal, blue-collar way! You're moving into the check to the balance! You're the watchdog to the world! With a Porter-Cable Compressor, you'll be firing the blasts of air that rattle the papers that cover the secrets that change everything! You'll have the Freedom of Compressor mandated by the U.S. Constitution!

Oh, really? It doesn't say that? Well, c'mon. It's no big deal. Lots of people are interpreting the Constitution in a creative manner these days.

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