Take A Dawn Break
Behold, my fellow Norsemen! It is I! That Norse God With The Hammer!
"Oh, you mean, Tho-"
SHHH! SHHHH! I know my name dates back to the dawn of man, but we're talking about Disney lawyers here! Even the most valiant of warriors knows when to back down. That's why I'm now That Norse God With The Hammock.
"I... see. So what do I call you now?"
Call me... Snor. God Of Slumber.
"Okay, Snor. So, what's on the agenda? Are we fighting your half-brother, or taking on a cosmic demi-god, or walking across the sky to fight goblins on the fields of Valhalla?"
No, no, nothing like that. I figured we could just maybe chill out today.
"WHAT?"
Yeah, look. I've got some nice Red Star Hammocks here, we just need a couple trees or some poles or whatever, we'll string 'em up, just enjoy the day.
"But- that's not exciting at all!"
Sure it is! See? I've got a big pile of old comic books we can read. There's a breeze blowing, the Met Opera Radio is doing Das Rheingold, my buddy the space horse said he'd grilling some brats, it'll be a great day!
"I don't know, man. I was really looking forward to testing out my new armor in a space battle!"
SHHHHHH! Don't say armor! Also don't say raccoon.
"Raccoon? What?"
You'll find out in Phase Three. Here. Start reading up on Starfox. At this point it's pretty much only a matter of time until he pops up.
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D.I.Y. Curious!
You've got the bug. You've crossed the line. You've made a few pre-fab bookshelves and hung a shelf- solo. You've a long way to go before they call you an artisan, but you're determined to one day use a saw. A little more practice and you'll level up.
- Oversized two person, quilted Sunbrella hammock bed comes with everything you need to create your very own backyard oasis and lounge around on lazy summer afternoons
- Hammock bed top layer is constructed from durable, Sunbrella quilted fabric, with a poly-cotton bottom layer
- 48" Sunbrella fabric all-weather bolster pillow
- Weather, fade and mildew resistant fabric is quick drying
- Multi-ply, laminated Cypress wood hammock stand is formed into a beautiful crescent arch
- Easy to assemble using the stainless hardware included in the package
- Cypress wood spreader bars separate the cotton rope
- The bed is secured by strong 12-inch chains
- Stainless carabineer style hooks attach the bed to the frame
- Bed size is approximately 55" Wide x 90" Long
- Total length including rope and chains is approximately 138-inches
- Safety rated to 350 lbs
- Total assembly time is approximately 20 minutes
- Assembled dimensions, 60" Wide by 168" Long
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year RTS
Specs
Specifications | |
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Hammock: | 2-Person |
Hammock Fabric: |
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Wood Stand: | Mulit-ply Laminated Cypress |
Safety Rated: | 350 lbs max |
Assembly Time: | Approx 20 minutes |
Dimensions: |
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Stand Weight: | 70 lbs |
In the Box:
RST Outdoor OP-WH01-CAN-K Double Hammock Bed Set includes:
- (1) Double Hammock
- (1) Pillow
- (1) Wooden Stand
- Hardware
- Instructions
Specs
Specifications | |
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Hammock: | 2-Person |
Hammock Fabric: |
|
Wood Stand: | Mulit-ply Laminated Cypress |
Safety Rated: | 350 lbs max |
Assembly Time: | Approx 20 minutes |
Dimensions: |
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Stand Weight: | 70 lbs |
In the Box:
RST Outdoor OP-WH01-CAN-K Double Hammock Bed Set includes:
- (1) Double Hammock
- (1) Pillow
- (1) Wooden Stand
- Hardware
- Instructions
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