Hard work builds character! But character is something us old people have PLENTY of already! Our advice: buy everything here and divide it into two piles. One pile for you, the other for kids, nieces and nephews, or young neighbors looking for a summer job. Use your pile inside, where it's air conditioned. They use their pile outside, where it's hot.

By September you'll be relaxed and they'll have all the character. As it should be. As it should be.

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