A Log Splitter isn't just for splitting logs! Oh, wait. Yes it is. That's exactly what's just for.

We contacted the International United Log Splitter Advice Bureau (IUSAB) to find out a few fun things that YOU might be able to do once you purchase this WEN Electric Log Splitter. Let's see what they recommend, shall we?

- Call it "termite liberation device" and start a termite-first movement

- Draw the faces of those you hate on each log and laugh as they break down into smaller pieces

- Try to dispose of your now-unneeded axe on eBay by telling people it was the very one used in The Shining.

- Split logs in unusual places, like the living room or kitchen or den, and then estimate how much it will cost to clean up the mess you've made by being dumb enough to split logs in the living room, kitchen or den.

- Buy two and attempt to race them. Winner gets to split a log!

- Cause a beaver mental anguish by showing them how they are no longer needed in this ecosystem and explaining how evolution will soon pass them by in favor of log splitters.

- Leave it on your lawn as a threat to the nearby forest that seems to be getting closer to your territory every year.

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