2-Pack Racks. 2-Pack Racks. Holds your snacks. Or maybe slacks.

2-Pack racks

For bric-a-brac

Or those knick-knacks

You can't give back

To Uncle Jacques

Who made a stack

Of ceramic yaks

From way way back

2-Pack Racks

For almanacs

Or power packs

For your gunny sack

For your counterattack

Once the Zodiac

Says you can go back

To the cul-de-sac

In your anorak

To play hacky-sack

2-Pack racks

When you look back

With a cognac

And an ice pack

You'll laugh and smack

Your buddy Mac

And say "Those were the days when we had those racks!"

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