This paint restoration kit is exactly what Leonardo Da Vinci used to retouch his van. At least, that's what we've heard anyway.

Ay! Michelangelo! How ya doin'! No, I ain't from Jersey, I'm your buddy, Leonardo! Yeah, I'm talking like-a dis because I lost a bet with da Pope! Ah, he's an okay fella, though. Me and his son go cruising now and then.

And that's what I was wantin' to ask you. How do you like my van? Ay, yo, right? I call it the Mona Lease-a! And pretty soon, it'll be the Mona Paid It Off-a! Badda BING! Comedy! Another field I've mastered!

Anyway, I got this 3M Restoration Kit now, to like take off the scratches and add some shine and protect my paint job. At'sa why I'm lookin' for you, Mikey-baby. How's about you throw somea your skills on ol' Mona here? Eh? I'm picturing a dragon fighting a hippogriff on the edge of the Stairway to Heaven. Which, since it's the early 1500s, I mean literally.

And then when you're done, I'll use this 3M Car Paint Restoration Kit to keep my paint clean and shiny and- wow, you know what I was just thinking about? No, not Lucrezia Borgia's meatballs, I was thinking about my buddy the Pope! I've known him for years, and it's just now hitting me: is he Ale the 16th or Alex the 6th? I gotta ask him that as soon as this bet thing's over. Ay yo! I'll see ya, right, Mikey-boy?

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