A fan will not only keep your house temperate, but it'll also take you back to the days of a more classic style.

"Shocked! Shocked I am at the temperature of this establishment!"

Aw, save it, Claude, nobody's buyin'.

"Silence, please, my friend. We're here on official business. We understand that you're in possession of certain... papers."

Papers? Sure! They're right over... oh, dear. Looks like they just blew away.

"Indeed. Possibly assisted by that hand-held remote in your jacket pocket?"

Aw, now, I was just looking after the comfort of my customers, Claude! You probably couldn't hear their complaints because they're as silent as the direct drive motor.

"Of course. But will they be as silent when I ask them to talk about you from a jail cell?"

... what are you after, Claude?

"Nothing serious, my friend. All I want is to shed a little light on a subject."

A little light? Sure! So you want the 120-watt incandescent down light or the two 60-watt candelabras?

"Very amusing, very amusing. But a word of caution. Next time I have to come and visit, it may take more than a generous 50" pan and 16-degree pitch to deal with the friends I will be required to bring. Do we understand each other?"

I think maybe we do, Claude. I think maybe we do.

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