Oh, no! That thing we had here sold out ! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I, the official town crier for this municipality, do hereby announce the opening of Ye Olde Bidettery at the corner of Horehound and Licorice! Unlike our competition, Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest Tank Heating System with a patented 3-in-1 Vortex Technology Nozzle, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium.
HEAR YE FURTHER! I, the official town crier, invite all citizens to enjoy the fulfilling posterior wash of Ye Old Bidettery, leaving each posterior as fresh and clean as the green green grass just after a fine summer shower! Unlike, say, the chairs at T'Elite Papyrus, the Egyptian-themed toilet chain. "Poop like a pharaoh!" they say. But did any pharaoh ever offer Bubble Infusion and an Oscillating Wash?
HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!











Features
From the moment you sit down, you’ll know that the A8 was designed with your utmost comfort in mind. Soft curves offer reliable and dependable support for every user in your home. Serenity caters to all your senses in new ways.
The new uni-body design of the lid has a contemporary look with a singular silhouette that melds into the backdrop of your bathroom. The structure has been re-imagined to be more reliable and dependable for day-to-day use by the entire family. From regaining independence in the bathroom to paving the way towards learning proper hygiene, everyone can have a spa-like experience from the comfort of your own home.
- Dual-sided wireless remote control
- User presets
- Uni-body design offers the perfect silhouette
- The best of both worlds, for the world. Hybrid heating
- Dual speed dryer
- Adjustable heated seat
- Night Light
- Intelligent body sensor
- Splash guard
- Slow closing seat/lid
- Quick release for easy cleaning
- Eco mode
- User controlled Silient mode
- Hide away hose crips
Warranty: 2 Year BioBidet
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
- Complete Installation Kit
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
- Complete Installation Kit
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 42.669s
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Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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