HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I, the official town crier for this municipality, do hereby announce the opening of Ye Olde Bidettery at the corner of Horehound and Licorice! Unlike our competition, Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest Tank Heating System with a patented 3-in-1 Vortex Technology Nozzle, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium.
HEAR YE FURTHER! I, the official town crier, invite all citizens to enjoy the fulfilling posterior wash of Ye Old Bidettery, leaving each posterior as fresh and clean as the green green grass just after a fine summer shower! Unlike, say, the chairs at T'Elite Papyrus, the Egyptian-themed toilet chain. "Poop like a pharaoh!" they say. But did any pharaoh ever offer Bubble Infusion and an Oscilating Wash?
HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
Features
Bio Bidet BB-400 Harmony Bidet Toilet Seat Elongated or Round, White
- Tank Heating System
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle System
- Wide Cleaning
- Pulsating Wash
- High Pressured Stream
- Wireless Remote Control
- Adjustable Heated Seat
- Intelligent Body Sensor
- Slow Closing Seat & Lid
- High Pressured Stream
- Spec Sheet
Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat Elongated or Round, White
- Tank Heating System
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle with Vortex Technology
- Wireless Remote Control
- Vortex Wash
- Posterior Wash
- Feminine Wash
- Pulsating Wash
- Oscillating Wash
- Bubble Infusion
- Adjustable Heated Seat
- Specs Sheet
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 3 Year BioBidet
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated or Round
- (1) Wireless Remote Control
-- OR --
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-400 Harmony Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated or Round
- (1) Wireless Remote Control
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated or Round
- (1) Wireless Remote Control
-- OR --
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-400 Harmony Bidet Toilet Seat in Elongated or Round
- (1) Wireless Remote Control
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- Speed to First Woot:
- 16m 45.006s
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