Now who would cast out a comfy quilted hammock like this? They must be out of their minds! It doesn't get any better than this!

Hey, I once spent a few decades on an island, without any human contact! Except, you know, the people with me. And boy, were they jerks. One guy, it was like he was better than me, and the other? He pretty much sabotaged any attempt to escape! I mean, it was hard to blame him since we were with a big Hollywood star and that sweet Midwestern beauty. But then there was that weird gorilla and those basketball players and- what do you mean, you've "heard it all before"?

They did? They DID? Well, looks like I've got some TV watching to catch up on. Guess I'll just set up this hammock and have a nice little afternoon of rest and relaxation. Hey! What do you know! It's on right now!

Wow, a catchy tune. Almost as catchy as the sound of the wind across this 55-inch wide hammock. Say, how much can this hammock hold? 350 pounds? Well, then, guess there's a pizza in my future! I only recently learned about pizzas, after all, having been on a deserted island for so long.

And this show ran for how long? What? REALLY? Hmm. Maybe I really should have written those memoirs in the coconut notebook my professor friend invented.

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