Plugs on the top, cord on the bottom. But does that make it a freak? Or is it just trying to live a life like yours and mine?

When I woke up as a snake woman, it was very unexpected. I hadn't grown up a snake girl or been a snake baby. My house wasn't built for proper slithering or heated to accommodate my cold-blooded nature. I didn't even know a friendly minotaur to guide me through it all! I was alone, feeling cursed by the gods. Which, actually, I had been. That's literally the reason I became a snake woman.

But this poor Designcord Auto Remind Extension Cord Reel didn't do anything to a vengeful deity! It just wanted to make it easy to let people extend their plugs without leaving a messy cord sprawled everywhere. And what do people say? "Oh, that doesn't look like a NORMAL plug!" "Oh, what an INTERESTING design."

I know how you feel, Designcord Auto Remind Extension Cord Reel. That's what they always said to me. But don't you worry, Designcord Auto Remind Extension Cord Reel. You're stronger than their words. The power is within you.

Literally. Because you're more or less an extension cord.

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