With just a few minor modifications, I might never have to stand again.

Dear Folks at Dream Chair,

First off: bravo. Bra. VO. You’ve outdone yourselves with the Dream Chair Swinging Chaise Lounge I recently purchased. Truly your marketing copy hit the nail on the head: it IS “contoured to match the ergonomics of your body with your legs, back and shoulders perfectly supported.” I am blown away. However, in the interest of furthering our consumer/producer relationship, I wanted to pass along one or two small suggestions to help you refine the product even further.

Seriously. This thing is begging for mobility. Those four legged base would sit atop some castors or treads perfectly! I know what you’re thinking: wheels might detract from the stability, but that’s not true if you MOTORIZE THEM AND PUT A CONTROL STICK ON THE ARM OF THE LOUNGE. C’mon. You can’t deny that’s pretty sweet.

2. Robotic Arm
Ideally two or four for proper manipulation of any items just out of reach, but really I’d only need one. Must be able to heft a reasonable-sized bag of powdered sugar to roughly mouth levell.

3. A Hole in the Seat
Obviously.

Sincerely,
Reginald ValRey Johnson, III

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