Fuel without fire? Hey, if it keeps you from spending the night beside a cow pasture, don't question it.

You know how you want to get a Coke, and you're like "Oh, wow, I REALLY want a Coke!" but then you're like "Oooo, all those calories in a Coke, I'm trying to cut down." and then you're all "Hey, I could get a Diet Coke!" and then you tell yourself "That's a lot of product placement in my thoughts, I could get some money for this!" and then you think "Nah, I really should just worry about how thirsty I am instead."? Well, that's more or less how your car is going to feel about this Extra Fuel.

"The World's First Non-Flammable Fuel" they call it. "The same properties as gasoline without volatile, flammable ingredients" they say. How does it work? Honestly, we have no idea. It seems weird to us too.

But when you're driving down the road knowing that, in an emergency, you've got a gallon's worth of miles tucked away, and you also know that gallon's worth of miles won't burn down your trunk and most of the back seat... isn't that worth a little confusion over what magical properties let all of it happen? Especially since said magic is rated and approved by The National Fire Prevention Agency and The Department of Transportation.

Just please, for your own good, don't feed it after midnight.

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