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And this one is Thomas Jefferson! Hello, Tom!
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And here, this one is John Adams! What a delightful fellow!
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"Um, pardon my, Your Majesty, but-"
-but you wanted to know what I was out here by my Hiland Faux Stone Firepit Table with a handful of ice cubes? George Washington.
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"Well, that and where you got ice cubes from. They aren't really around until the late 19th Century."
Oh, a King has his ways. Button Gwinnett.
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"I say, aren't those the names of the colonists?"
That's right. Those terrible treasonous colonists. I'm pretending these ice cubes are their stupid colonist faces and hurling them into the 30,000 BTU fire pit. Like this one here, this one is John Jay. Take that, John Jay!
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"Your Majesty, I'm not sure that's good for the fire pit."
OH I SEE I GUESS EVERYBODY'S GOING TO REBEL AGAINST THE KING TODAY HUH
"That's not actually what I meant-"
NO NO IT'S FINE JUST GO AHEAD WHY DON'T YOU DUMP SOME TEA ALL OVER MY 24 INCH HIGH FIRE PIT TABLE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
"I can tell you're having a tough time of it, Your Majesty. Maybe I'll just-"
See this? See this ice cube? Take a good hard look at it. Know what that ice cube is? Huh? Do ya? Do ya know?
"Is that, um... is that me?"
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"Very good, Your Majesty. I'll just leave you to it then."
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