No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

Seriously, look at that price. There are pizzas more expensive than that price. You spend more than that in a night out at the bar. Even if you're flat broke, you can find a couple bucks here and there, right? Just eat bologna for a week and drink water instead of Diet Coke and maybe spend your evenings watching Jeopardy! and the 10 O'Clock News. That money will show up before you know it.

And when you pull out these skewers? Aw, man, you LOVE to grill! Imagine the joy you'll feel bubbling up from in your heart. That joy will push away all the stress and fear and leave you with nothing but good tasting meat... we mean, ENJOYING nothing but good tasting meat! Ha ha!

What, you think we're aliens trying to fatten you up for a harvest? That's crazy! Crazy! Hey, look anywhere but the sky for a second, okay? No reason, certainly not a passing space ship on the way to a country we've already conquered. Tee hee hee! So silly, we are!

Anyway, buy these skewers and eat up. Lots of bread too. And maybe that herbed stuffing over there. That'd be tasty... um, for you. Not us. Ha ha.

Oh, sorry, didn't mean to drool.

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