Winner of the 2014 "Name That Sounds Most Like A Robot" award.

One day, you may own a robot who needs to be charged by a Generac Generator. Or maybe you won't. Really, it's a wager you have no choice but to take. Which side is most logical? That's easy! The side that buys this Generac Generator! Let us prove it philosophically:

Suppose you buy a Generac Generator, and you never own a robot. What harm is there? Why, you can power many things using your Generac Generator! If you never get a robot, it changes nothing. You are happy and you have power when power is needed. But what if you buy a Generac Generator, and actually own a robot? That will be wonderful! You'll have a powered up robot! You'll be so happy!

But what if you don't buy a Generac Generator and you don't end up with a robot? Oh, dear. Oh, dear dear dear. That'll be a sad day. You won't have any robot, but you also won't have access to a generator. Your life will be so hard! But not as hard as if you don't but a Generac Generator and end up with a robot. Because then you'll be stuck with a useless robot you can't power! That'll be the worst! You'll be forced to listen to his gentle whispers of FATHER! WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY ME POWERRRrrrrrrrrrrzzzt.

Clearly, the only logical choice is to buy a Generac Generator and pray for a robot.

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