What do you plan to do with all those presents you don't want and can't return? Answer: compost 'em!

Returning unwanted gifts is suuuuper dangerous in our current climate. In the 1940s, sure, you could drive to another town or sneak 'em in when the giver was in church or something. But in the current era, sneaking is a thing of the past. Why, just opening an iPhone app lets you follow a person from your couch! Easy enough to see when they're returning a gift, hmmmmmmm?

To say nothing of the risk of selling it. A classified ad? The gifter might answer it! Awk-ward. Sell it to a thrift store? The gifter might see it on the shelves! Secret heartbreak. Throw it off a bridge? The gifter might be sitting directly below for a day of fishing! Accidental murder. Your only option is to turn to compost.

This particular Compost Wizard will hold 7 cubic feet of unwanted presents and actual compost material, while sitting on a wheeled base to make it easier to drag around the yard. The aeration holes provide airflow so the compost can do its thing, and the low profile design is made to keep it out of sight and stable in windy weather.

Now you can keep those unwanted gifts out of sight without stressing out over the gifter's feelings. See? It's a perfect plan.

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