I saw the light! But it was a total accident, I was trying to saw the tree next to the light. Please, don't be like me, and use your chain saw with care.

Thankfully, nobody got hurt. The light was on a wooden pole and I didn't cut any electrical cables, so all was well. But that just goes to show: this Hitachi Chain Saw is NOT a toy. It's a SAW. And not the movie kind. Even though that was a good movie. Remember that part where the scary guy talked in that funny voice and was all DO WHAT I SAY and the girl was like AAAAAA and the guy was like NOOOO and they were like WHAAAAAAAA!!!! Man. I should watch that again.

But I WOULDN'T watch it while using this baby! Even the strong double pole brake handle wouldn't help a man who chainsawed absent-mindedly! Thankfully, I always always always keep my mind on what I'm doing. Just like one'a them Star Trek captains. Hey, remember that one where the captain was like "Blah blah blah" and the bad guy was all "Noooooo!" and the ships were like psssh psssh bew bew bew dzzzzap dzzzzap and then they were-

-aw, man. Now I gotta call the power company again. I bet this time they're gonna charge me.

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