Ola Wickari Manimus Cageiamous Nickolar. Behold, the sacred Hitachi Grass Trimmer, from which our Grass Clipping Man is born.

Welcome to our island, traveler. I can see you come in search of a Hitachi Grass Trimmer at a price far lower than ever before. But first, would you care for a bear suit? No? Very well, it's your choice if you want to be different. As you can tell, we are a proud people, who carry our amazingly low priced Hitachi Grass Trimmers openly. And have you ever seen such a finely trimmed lawn? Why, you'll find this whole island is perfect from end to end and back again!

Why,  yes, that IS a commercial grade 21.1 cc engine. Low emissions too, once you fill it up with fuel. We use this specific one to cut the grass over there near that pile of kindling. Right next to the 15 foot tall warehouse. Oh, you want to know what's inside that? Ha! Be careful what you ask for.

Anyway, it's almost effortless to start this thing, so it's really a joy to use. The polymer cutting line makes it a snap to slice down... oh, you're curious about what we do with the clippings? Why, whatever do you mean? It's not like we weave them into a giant flammable man made of grass clippings which we then stuff some stranger into! Ha ha! Of course not that! We just use them for, um, mulch!

Say, have you seen our bee hives yet? C'mon, I'll show you. And are you positively sure you don't want a bear suit?

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