Zilla, suffix. From the Japanese. Means "hard to stop, in the manner of a monster."

Look, after you watch the highly-anticipated-by-the-author-of-this-product-writeup summer blockbuster Pacific Rim, you're probably going to want to come home and build a giant robot of your very own. Sure, it's only natural. But you can't do that on a mound made of sand, right? Before you can telepathically fuse with a steel juggernaut of doom, you've got to have a work bench of your very own.

It's only fitting that the monsters be defeated by one of their own, right? Imagine: holding down a laser-powered triceratops yeti with ONE TON of pressure. Imagine: powerful clamps that range in width between ZERO and 37 and 3/8ths! Imagine: a foot-operated clamp lock that WILL. NOT. LET. GO. That's not some dream robot, no, sir-or-madam. That's the Jawzilla Work Bench.

And if you're willing, we'll make you a promise. Show up at our offices with a fifty-foot fist-launching  robot that can be steered by the mind of an operator who rides in or around the chest while wearing a cool battle uniform and we'll trade you one Jawzilla Work Bench for full ownership rights to all the patents!

You have our word on it. That's the Woot guarantee.

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