Off To Oregon
With this MightyMax Cart, you'll be prepared for anything. Well, almost anything.
Many different people attempt to use the MightyMax Cart. What type are you?
A) Stockbroker - Most money
B) HR Supervisor - Better able to coerce people into fixing your cart
C) Ravioli Chef - Able to stuff buffalo meat into easy-to-carry packages
Ravioli Chef, eh? A fine choice. What would you like to do now?
A) Load up the 100% Made-in-the-USA MightyMax Cart and go.
B) Gather some supplies.
Let's get some supplies! Remember your MightyMax Cart in closed configuration is designed to roll loads up to 600 lbs. You have 100 credits. What supplies would you like?
A) Hot dogs - 3 credits for six
B) Taco meat - 2 credits per half pound
C) Cotton swabs - 1 credit for seven
D) A tiny piano - 99 credits
E) A tiny piano plus a small cheese sandwich - 100 credits
You won't be sorry you bought that tiny piano. Music really makes the trip go faster. Expand your MightyMax Cart from 31" to 38" in length and get started!
A) Get a move on.
B) Practice the tiny piano
Good idea, a little practice will help you play your tiny piano to the fullest. And anyway, the MightyMax Cart isn't going anywhere without you. It's engineered for all-terrain and all-weather conditions, and it has permanent Rubber Tires for an easy ride.
A) I'm done with the piano, let's go
B) I want to keep playing, I've almost mastered this Saint-Saëns piece
Okay, well, in the meantime, you should consider if you're interested in the MightyMax Cart with the accessories. That Large Green Tub could help you haul things (like jackalope furs and ravioli) but maybe you just want the basic cart. Do you know which you want?
A) The MightyMax Cart with the accessory kit!
B) The plain old Mighty Max Cart!
C) Holy cow! This piano is amazing! The foot pedals actually work!
So... it's been about a month now. Ready to go?
A) Okay, let's go.
B) No, no, no! Not until I can reproduce The Goldberg Variations in full!
Are you sure you want to stay? You had that dream of taking your MightyMax Cart to Oregon and opening a four-star raviolitorium!
A) You're right, I can't give up on that.
B) Damn my dream and damn ravioli! My heart belongs to the piano now!
Okay, but if you're going to keep playing, you really should eat something.
A) Okay, I'll take a break and go down to the tavern.
B) I'll just eat this cheese sandwich that's lying here. It's probably still good.
It's been sitting there for a month! Are you sure?
A) Good point. I'll go to the tavern.
B) I don't have time to discuss this! I'm learning Satie! I'm just gonna eat it!
You have died of dysentery. New game (y/n)?
Features
1 of 5 Drills:
Casual Dabbler!
You know what a hammer is, and you're not afraid to shout it! This is the item that's perfect for the man or woman who already knows the difference between Phillips and Flat by heart. But if you want to rewire the attic? Call a pro.
Expandable Flatbed Cart - Black
- All Mighty Max products are 100% Made-in-the-USA and, they are 100% Recyclable
- Unique non-flattening (Perma-flate) wheels have permanent Rubber Tires, made from thermoplastic elastomers for durability and an easy ride
- Engineered for all-terrain and all-weather conditions, these powerful wheels will never deform or need air or lubrication
- Wheels can even be used in salt water and sterile environments
- Designed to roll over sand, gravel, mud, snow, grass and hard surfaces such as sidewalks, streets, piers and concrete floors, these rugged wheels also work well indoors on wood floors, linoleum, tile and carpet
- Ideal tools for home, office, warehouse, jobsite, recreation and sports activities
- Mighty Max frame easily expands from 31” to 34.5” and then again to 38” in length
- In closed configuration, its wide 4” x 8” wheels are designed to roll loads up to 600 lbs
- The telescoping handle retracts to 22" and extends to 34" and folds under the frame for easy storage and transportation
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Expandable Flatbed Cart and Accessories
- All Mighty Max products are 100% Made-in-the-USA and, they are 100% Recyclable
- Unique non-flattening (Perma-flate) wheels have permanent Rubber Tires, made from thermoplastic elastomers for durability and an easy ride
- Engineered for all-terrain and all-weather conditions, these powerful wheels will never deform or need air or lubrication
- Wheel can even be used in salt water and sterile environments
- Designed to roll over sand, gravel, mud, snow, grass and hard surfaces such as sidewalks, streets, piers and concrete floors, these rugged wheels also work well indoors on wood floors, linoleum, tile and carpet
- Ideal tools for home, office, warehouse, jobsite, recreation and sports activities
- Mighty Max frame easily expands from 31” to 34.5” and then again to 38” in length
- In closed configuration, its wide 4” x 8” wheels are designed to roll loads up to 600 lbs
- The telescoping handle retracts to 22" and extends to 34" and folds under the frame for easy storage and transportation
- Large Green Tub measures 30" L x 18.25" W x 6" H
- End Walls measure 18.25" W x 11" H
- Tool Rack attaches to the rear End Wall and can hold garden tools along with pliers, screwdriver, and other small tools (tools not included)
- Place Tool Rack at three different locations on the rear End Wall to accommodate different size tools and poles and other items
- Cup holes located at the bottom rear of the flatbed cart line up with the two outer holes on the tool rack
Bonus Special: Hitch'em up. Of course we want you to be able to hitch together two or more carts and we will provide you with a hitch at no cost for each additional cart you purchase
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: Limited Lifetime Mighty Cart
Specs
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Telescoping Handle: | 22" - 34" |
Flatbed Expands: | 31", 34.5", 38" |
Wheels: |
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Large Green Tub: | 30" L x 8.25" W x 6" H |
End Walls: | 18.25" W x 11" H |
In the Box:
Choose which Mighty Max Cart will make your neighbors the most jealous!
- (1) Mighty Max Cart - Expandable or All-Purpose
Specs
Specifications | |
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Made In: |
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Telescoping Handle: | 22" - 34" |
Flatbed Expands: | 31", 34.5", 38" |
Wheels: |
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Large Green Tub: | 30" L x 8.25" W x 6" H |
End Walls: | 18.25" W x 11" H |
In the Box:
Choose which Mighty Max Cart will make your neighbors the most jealous!
- (1) Mighty Max Cart - Expandable or All-Purpose
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 24m 26.771s
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