Now, when they say "How's it hangin'?" you can say "Chainless and with 2/3rds less electricity!"

But maybe you don't want to only have one answer to such a simple question. After all, the Molex Fluorescent Bench Light is so versatile, it would almost be a shame to limit your range with such a simple, obvious reply. So here are some other options you can use as the need arises.

For example, you could also answer "How's it hangin'?" with "In such a manner to allow the fluorescent light from the clear acrylic lens full access to my work bench!" Or maybe answer "How's it hangin'?" with "Well off the ground, thanks to the 8-foot grounded power cord." Or you could even reply to "How's it hangin'?" by saying "It's not how it's hanging, it's how it's using less electricity than one might expect a bench light to use! You should probably ask, 'How much's it saving?' instead!"

Naturally, be sure to say "Thank you." after whatever explanation you choose to use. Because it's one thing to have a Molex Fluorescent Bench Light and be polite. But to have a Molex Fluorescent Bench Light and be rude? That's just gloating, basically. And there's no room for gloating in the world of bench lights.

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