The towels are not what they seem.

Somewhere there's a small town. Somewhere the people love each other, and hate each other. Somewhere they go to the local diner for cheeseburgers and pie, and the homecoming queen carries a secret. And what happens in this town? Well, the linens are damn well folded.

That's Twin Racks, the place where sheets are always white enough that you can see the sinister crumbs trapped between them. It's a place that's welcoming and joyful, yet the moment you set foot there you feel something terrifying lurking underneath. You know, like Portland.

Such is the beauty and darkness you bring into your home today. Organize your stuff, sure. But beware! For even that one out of place washcloth can open a door to a dark place. A dark place that looks cool but isn't.

Again, like Portland.

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