Throwing a root beer kegger to celebrate the end of school? Let a nice patio set turn it from potential trespassing into A PUBLIC BLOCK PARTY!!!

"All right, all right. You kids, sheesh. I've told you before: no loitering around outside the gas station!"

No, Officer, it's cool. See? We've got a 5-Piece Patio Set with us. Now we're not just loitering, we're sitting around! That changes everything!

"You kids. You think you're all that. Well, I got news for you, punks. Just because you've got a patio set, it doesn't mean you're above the law!"

No, Office, it sure doesn't. But you'll notice the four fully assembled chairs and table with built-in umbrella clamp. And what's that in the center there, I wonder? Could it be... a permit for a root beer kegger that's open to the public?

"You're bluffing! The public would never come to a gas station like this for root beer!"

Well, that's not my concern, is it? If no one comes to a parade, the parade still goes on. All I need is this permit, and my 5-Piece Patio Set, and this root beer keg.

"Let me see that permit."

Go ahead, Officer. I made copies.

"Hmmm... well, it's all in order, I guess. But you forgot one thing."

And what's that?

"You forgot that I just got off duty. And that, as a private citizen, I'm entitled to join in with any public event I see."

Um... sure, sure! Come sit down and have a glass!

"A glass? Ha ha! Kid, you're looking at the Root Beer Kegstand Champ of this county, 2002 - 2007! Someone hold my legs! Woo hoo! Public evennnnnnnnnt!"

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