Solve your water transfer needs. Never need to walk to the fridge again!

We've all had that late night moment, when we wake up thirsty but we're also tired and we have that debate with ourselves about if it's worth taking the long walk to the fridge or just trying to fall asleep thirstily. Now, there's no more need to debate! All we need is a Powermate Water Pump, a series of swirly straws, and a bathtub full of potable water.*

With just the flip of a switch, you'll be moving water from point a to point b with so much ease, you'll wonder how you survived by walking to the sink and filling a glass.** What a great idea!***

* warning: do not attempt

** warning: you should walk to the sink and fill a glass

*** warning: this is not a good idea****

**** what do you know, pal, you're just the guy who makes the starred comments*****

*****i know a lot more than you do, jerkface, you're telling people to use a water pump so they don't have to get out of bed, that's stupid******

******oh, sorry, i guess you know so much about selling water pumps, maybe you should handle everything*******

*******yeah, maybe i should, i'd certainly be better at it than you are********

********tell you what, you're welcome to it, i hope you choke on it*********

*********oh, what, is baby gonna cry? you gonna cry now, baby? gotta go get baby's bottle?**********

**********WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN HERE WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING***********

***********oh crap it's our editor************

************everybody hide!

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