Before you can re-vise, you've got to vise. It's only logical, people.

There's nothing that can't be made better if you send it through one more draft. They call that revising. But the first attempt? That's the version that forms the root of the whole masterpiece. That's what holds the magic in place. And that's what you get if you remove the re. That's the vising. And that's why you need a vise at all times.

A Rockwell Bench Vise like this won't only hold your wood projects and metal projects and marshmallow projects. It'll also hold your literature, and film, and sculpture. Got a 6,000 page fantasy novel? The Rockwell Bench Vise will help you close that puppy tight. Make a 9 part fantasy epic? The Rockwell Bench Vise will help you get those film canisters packed tight before shipping. Sculpted a lovely marble statue of a beautiful elf-girl doing a backbend while stabbing a sort of extra-dimensional octopus with daggers for tentacles? The Rockwell Bench Vise will help you hold the letters you'll be getting from people who can't wait to hire your services for their own masterpieces!

And yes, mundanes, it'll work just fine in your garage or workshop too. But a true grandmaster of high fantasy has no time for the ordinary.

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