Happy as a clamp at high force.

Hi, I'm interested in the Rockwell RK9003 JawHorse Material Support and Saw Horse.

"An excellent choice!"

So I hear. I'm looking forward to the 2,200 pounds of clamming force. I'm going to the coast in a few weeks, and the family's going to want their clams!

"Oh, that's 'clamping' force."

Ahhh. My mistake. Well, that's okay. At least I'll get to experience the ample clamming range.

"Sorry, but that's also 'clamping' range."

Really? Shoot. Good thing it's got hands-free clamming then!

"Yeahhhh, that's hands-free 'clamping'."

That too!? What's next? You're going to tell me the foot pedal lever doesn't create extreme clamming force?

"Right. Also 'clamping'."

Yikes! It's a good thing it comes with the Rockwell RK9206 Jawhorse Foldable Plywood Jaw. If I can't get my clamming done with the Saw Horse, at least I'll be able to use the Playwood Jaw's hands-free clamming feature.

"Sir, that's also  'clamping'."

Noooooooooooooo.

"Are you okay? You don't look well."

It's funny you say that. I am starting to feel a little, hmmm, how to put it...

"Clammy?"

No. Sick.

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