Some people use these bins to hold screws and washers. Some people use them to hold cookies and cupcakes. Me? I use them to hold my secret offshore investments.

See, "The Man" doesn't want me keeping my cash in the Cayman Islands any more. But what "The Man" doesn't know is that I've diversified! Now I'm keeping my money in these bins with the included wall, and using my spare cash to buy a few others to keep my investments growing. C'mon, let me take you on a tour!

Ah, that first row of bins, that row's full of my gold coins. Right next to that, those bins are where I keep my gold bullion. Then those bins? Those bins are my fool's gold. See, that keeps robbers guessing. Then, right next to that, I've got my chopped up brick that's painted gold, just to keep them away from my fool's gold. It's not cheap, you know. And there's a bubble starting. Pyrite is the new silver, everybody says so.

After the brick, I've got my beef bullion, painted gold of course, to keep people busy and then my normal beef bullion, which distracts people from the real gold which I painted beef bullion-colored. Pretty clever, right? I pity the fella who breaks in here! And plus they're all kept in those lovely, heavy-duty, industrial grade polymer bins. Rust and corrosion-proof, too.

Hey, but where are my manners! C'mon, let's get you something to eat. Here, have a cinnamon bun. Oh, wait, wait, sorry, that's not a cinnamon bun, that's my roll of Zimbabwe dollars painted to look like a cinnamon bun. Or is it over here? Sorry, this investment security thing is pretty complex.

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