Outdoor festivals make a lot of money. Clean off your patio and get in on that.

We're just ending the season when people gather in parks all over the country, paying a lot of money to spend all day listening to bands they've never heard of and spending even more money to drink beer so that they're too drunk to remember seeing the headliner that they came to see in the first place. What do you need to get in on this racket? AN EMPTY SPACE. Once you've got a big empty space, like say, a patio, you can start raking in the money, just like the big festivals* do. It's easy!

That's why you, entrepreneur of the future, need to clear off that patio by putting all that patio nonsense into storage. Once you store everything and you've got a nice clean patio, you can still get in on the last few outdoor festivals of the year. Plus, you'll be well ahead of time for NEXT year, which is where all the money's gonna start coming from. Hey, by 2017 that patio storage will have paid for itself, right? Right. Go outdoor festivals!

*Oh, you'll also need a beer license, some vendors, a team of security experts, some bands, merch, parking, maybe some local childcare, a few deals with hotels, an advertising guy, a whole mess'a permits, and three or four headliners. Which, we have to stress, is the most important part of the whole thing.

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