You might even call it a Bag of Table.

Think of all the times you've been like, "Aw, man. I need a table!" Maybe it was for eating dinner or for playing a round of craps. We dunno. There are a lot of reasons for having tables. Now imagine you had a bag with you, a table in a bag, a bag full of table! Wouldn't that've been swell?

That's why we're selling this Table in a Bag. No longer do you have to carry your table everywhere you go. You'd be amazed at how much easier it is to carry a bag than a fully constructed table.

Bring your Table in a Bag with you to a party or a picnic or wherever. Open the bag, do some quick assembly, and you've got a table. Then you can still use the bag to put whatever crap you've got into the bag, making it no longer a Bag of Table but a Bag of -- wait, why would you put anything else into this bag? It's not a bag for anything else. It's a bag for a table, a table that is even included in the bag. A table that collapses and fits back into the bag when you want to roll it up and store it! Putting some other crap in that bag would be mean to the table. It's just a table in a bag, and a bag for a table. There's really nothing more to it. REALLY, there's NOTHING more to it. Don't get all excited, unless you're excited about how much you'll enjoy the table.

So hey! Here's a table in a bag!

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