Pressure
Some people perform better when pressure is involved.
Okay, it's 11:50 AM. This writeup is due at noon. It's got to be done, start to finish, with no typos. Can I, the writer, manage to pull it off. You bet I can. And that's because I excel at using pressure in a positive way. Much like this WEN Pressure Washer.
You see, this WEN Pressure Washer takes water and forces it through a tiny opening to send waves of force that can clean driveways and walls and porches and whatever. Just the way I take years of sadness and resentment and channel it into writing copy. English degree? Ha ha! What was even the point of that now?
The other was this WEN Pressure Washer and I are the same is that this WEN Pressure Washer had a novel rejected by a major publisher on the grounds it was "too obtuse." Oh, wait, no! This WEN Pressure Washer never wrote a novel! That was me! I'M the failure! I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO QUESTION WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH THEIR LIFE!!!
So if you're looking to give up on your dream and maybe try and start a business cleaning other people's driveways, invest in a WEN Pressure Washer. And hey, if any literary agents out there are looking to buy a coming-of-age story in which the hero, a half-cat/half-human from an asteroid mining camp, decides to learn to surf on the pleasure planet of Omega Delta, drop us a line, okay? Really, it's more of a comedy of manners set in the sci-fi genre. I've got this great PowerPoint presentation that explains the whole marketing scheme too. Step one: graffiti marking street campaign...






Features
Remember when your driveway wasn’t covered with a layer of dirt and grime? The WEN 3100 PSI Pressure Washer blasts away unwanted filth to bring back the clean and pristine surface hiding underneath. The powerful 208 cc 4-stroke OHV engine pumps 2.5 GPM. The 30 foot hose gives a far range of reach while the 12 inch wheels provide for easy mobility throughout a variety of terrain. Quick change connectivity simplifies the process of switching from nozzle to nozzle. Pop on the soap nozzle for cleaning cars, RVs, and boats. Aside from the soap nozzle, this package also includes 0°, 5°, 25°, and 40° nozzles to meet the needs of a variety of projects with varying sizes and surface sensitivities. And because it’s a WEN product, your purchase comes backed by a two-year warranty, a friendly customer service help line, and a nationwide network of skilled service technicians. Let that driveway shine like new with the WEN 3100 PSI Pressure Washer. Remember when you had a reliable pressure washer to do the work for you? Remember WEN.
- Powerful 208 cc 4-stroke OHV engine pumps 2.5 GPM
- Includes five quick connect nozzles: 0°, 5°, 25°, 40° and soap
- Axial cam pump provides a reliable spray while maximizing the lifespan of the unit
- 12 inch wheels move effortlessly throughout a variety of tough terrain
- Not CARB compliant
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, California, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 2 Year WEN
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) WEN PW31 3100 PSI Gas Pressure Washer, 208 cc
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) WEN PW31 3100 PSI Gas Pressure Washer, 208 cc
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1h 55m 28.880s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
---|