Where could you put your Mr. Beams Power Outage Whole House Kit? THERE IS NO STOPPING YOU.

As long as you have the ability, you can put your Mr. Beams Power Outage Whole House Kit just about anywhere. Like, say...

- a bedroom
- a porch
- a patio
- a dining room
- an office
- an underground lair
- a wine cellar
- the piano room
- the man-cave
- the woman-cave
- the child-cave
- the gender-irrelevant cave
- the barber college directly across the street
- above the fish pond
- along the indoor walkway to the fish pond
- beside the roller coaster
- in the darkroom
- in front of the sign that says “no Mr. Beams Power Outage Whole House Kits in the darkroom”
- in the room where you keep all your precious vinyl records
- in the room where you keep all your unwanted vinyl records
- in the room where you keep your permanent record that you stole from the guidance councilor the day you graduated
- in the walk-in fridge
- above the toaster to allow for a respectful amount of light as you prepare the bread
- the attic, so that weird porcelain baby doll doesn’t come to life and eat you
- in the computer room, to keep watch for that doll
- in the shack out back to keep the spiders from massing to attack you
- in the garage, in hopes you can see the cars talking to each other when they think you’re gone
- in the room where you keep that ladder you used to install all these Mr. Beams Power Outage Whole House Kits

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