You know that scene in "Alien" when the Alien opens its mouth and then a smaller alien mouth comes out and goes HSSSS and it looks cool? Imagine that, in saw form.

What you're thinking is, in fact, correct. The Worx JawSaw is EXACTLY like an arm pulled from a killer robot and then turned into a useful gardening tool. Which means you're not only on your way to a neat and clean lawn with minimal bending and reaching. You're also on your way to becoming the hottest new sci-fi author with the freshest new ideas.

Imagine walking around your backyard, chopping up branches and limbs up to 4 inches wide. Suddenly, it's not just gardening, it's research! They say write what you know, right? And with a little bit of experience with the JawSaw, your "Damien Robot Arm: Space Explorer" series will be more hard hitting than anything Heinlein or Asimov ever wrote.

FACT: ROBERT HEINLEIN NEVER WENT INTO SPACE

FACT: ISSAC ASIMOV NEVER ACTUALLY STARTED A FOUNDATION

And yet, these two authors are considered "giants" of the genre! Imagine, then, what they'll say about you after you master the chain that's enclosed in the blade guard, protecting you the entire time? Imagine how you'll be able to explain the deep inner longings of Damien Robot Arm, a cyborg gardener of tomorrow, once you've spent an afternoon LIVING the role?

If you've ever dreamed of being part of the sci-fi pantheon while cleaning up limbs and shrubs at the same time, you need this JawSaw.

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