Rarrr
Composting is a good idea. Unless you're a swamp monster. Then it's kinda scary.
HE WHO KNOWS POOR ENVIRONMENTAL HABITS BURNS AT THE TOUCH OF THE MUCK LORD! That's the cry that's been heard through the swamp for years. But now, mankind is fighting back against the swamp beasts! Now, mankind is turning to compost, the one thing a plant-based swamp beast cannot oppose!
Compost, you see, is just controled entropy. It's just gentle decay. Compostable material is sacrificed to the greater good of Nature, and then pulled from the Good Ideas Portable Composter to spread across the plant life that will rise anew. It's the plant version of that song from The Lion King. And the Muck Lord knows it to be true!
And yet, compost is like a plant horror movie. For what happens to the old plant matter? It mixes with food and waste and organic junk! That's got to be scary for a sentient plant! It's like Friday the 13th: The Green Edition!
So please, when you shove the Muck Lord into to your Good Ideas Portable Composter, don't gloat. It just wouldn't be seemly.
Features
The Windsor Composter by Good Ideas, Inc. is the next wave of composting technology. Composting is a great way to recycle your food and yard scraps into a nutrient-packed soil amendment. And you'll compost 3x faster than with traditional bins. The Windsor is the first ever composter to feature RotoLock technology. RotoLock works much like a ratchet, only allowing rotation of the bin in one direction. The bin can then be locked into 4 positions, signified by a loud, confirming "clack" sound. When you hear this sound, you know your bin is secure. When the bin is secure, loading and unloading compost is easy without having to fight a moving bin. When locked in a horizontal position, the whole composter can be moved about like a wheelbarrow. The large, rubberized wheels will easily roll over most terrain. The stand is specially designed to hold excessive compost weight and won't rust and fall apart like other stands. The bin is crafted to have the appearance of a woven wicker basket which gives it a modern look but it will never fray like actual wicker furniture. The bin is created by the same process used to make high end military storage crates and is made with BPA-free, FDA-approved polyethylene - one of the most inert plastics on Earth. The large twist lid on top will lock in compost away from animals and children. The interior has an agitator pin located along the center shaft as well as special geometry that all works together in breaking up clumps of compost material. Assembly takes 10-20 minutes compared to 1 to 2 hours with most bins and an assembly video is available to follow along with.
- 7 cubic foot composter
- Compost 3x faster than traditional bins
- Never-fray wicker design
- Wheeled base for easy relocation
- RotoLock prevents tipping and overturning
- Large twist lid keeps animals out and compost in
- Internal agitators speed up composting
- Made with FDA-approved, BPA-free polyethylene
- Made in the USA
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Good Ideas
Specs
In the box:
- (2) Plunger pins
- (2) Cam spring
- (6) Tri leg
- (1) Agitator shaft
- (2) Nylon shim
- (2) Cross brace
- (1) Composter body
- (4) Plastic nut (2) wheel
- (1) Wheel shaft
- (2) 1/2" axle nut
- (2) Hairpin cotter
- (2) Agitator shaft washer
- (2) Agitator end cap
- (2) Axle flange bushing
- (18) 3/8" button head cap screw
- (18) 3/8" flat washer
- (1) Agitator tine
- (2) Small hairpin cotter
- (1) Hex key wrench
Specs
In the box:
- (2) Plunger pins
- (2) Cam spring
- (6) Tri leg
- (1) Agitator shaft
- (2) Nylon shim
- (2) Cross brace
- (1) Composter body
- (4) Plastic nut (2) wheel
- (1) Wheel shaft
- (2) 1/2" axle nut
- (2) Hairpin cotter
- (2) Agitator shaft washer
- (2) Agitator end cap
- (2) Axle flange bushing
- (18) 3/8" button head cap screw
- (18) 3/8" flat washer
- (1) Agitator tine
- (2) Small hairpin cotter
- (1) Hex key wrench
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2h 9m 20.225s
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