HEAR YE, HEAR YE! I, the official town crier for this municipality, do hereby announce the opening of Ye Olde Bidettery at the corner of Horehound and Licorice! Unlike our competition, Ye Olde Bidettery offers only the finest Tank Heating System with a patented 3-in-1 Vortex Technology Nozzle, steps beyond what they offer at, say, Jefferson's Outhouse Emporium.
HEAR YE FURTHER! I, the official town crier, invite all citizens to enjoy the fulfilling posterior wash of Ye Old Bidettery, leaving each posterior as fresh and clean as the green green grass just after a fine summer shower! Unlike, say, the chairs at T'Elite Papyrus, the Egyptian-themed toilet chain. "Poop like a pharaoh!" they say. But did any pharaoh ever offer Bubble Infusion and an Oscilating Wash?
HEAR YE! Come on down to the corner of Horehound and Licorice and try out Ye Olde Bidettery! Free peppermint hard candy with every visit! Just like George Washington used, according to our official on-site bidetgrapher! Come one, come all, come now! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
Features
Prime UB-1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat by Bio Bidet
Introducing the USPA 1000 inspired by Bio Bidet, an advanced luxury bidet toilet seat with all the features you could want in an affordable package. Fully featured and backed by the USPA brand name that is known for both quality performance and durability, the USPA 1000 is a remarkable bidet that will pamper you without breaking your wallet.
- Dual nozzle system
- Oscillating & Pulsating wash
- Wide cleaning
- Massage cleaning
- Satisfying posterior cleaning
- Soft feminine cleaning
- Adjustable nozzle
- Nozzle self-clean
- User controlled warm water
- Wireless remote with LCD window
- Adjustable heated seat
- Kids wash
- Intelligent body sensor
- Splash guard
- Slow closing seat/lid
- Quick release for easy cleaning
- Automatic power save
Warranty: 1 Year BioBidet
BioBidet BB-800 Prestige Elongated Bidet
- Tank Heating System
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle with Vortex Technology
- Power Save Mode
- Vortex Wash
- Posterior Wash
- Feminine Wash
- Pulsating Wash
- Oscillating Wash
- Bubble Infusion
- Adjustable Heated Seat
- Installation Manual
Warranty: 3 Year BioBidet
Bio Bidet Bliss BB-1700 Hybrid On-Demand Heating System Premium Class Seat
- Hybrid Instant Water Heating Technology
- Patented 3 in 1 Nozzle with Vortex Technology
- Stainless Steel Nozzle
- Wider Water Stream
- Bubble Infusion
- Contoured Side Panel
- Motorized Nozzle Cleaning
- Patent Pending Hydro-Flush
- Oscillating Wash
- Massaging Wash
- Contoured Side Panel
- Dimensions
(BB 1700 comes with side panel shown in video, no remote)
Warranty: 3 Year BioBidet
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet UB1000 Prestige Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-800 Ultimate Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1700 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) Bio Bidet UB1000 Prestige Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet BB-800 Ultimate Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
--OR--
- (1) Bio Bidet Supreme BB-1700 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat, Elongated White
- Complete Installation Kit
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