Sometimes Log Just Ain't Enough
Sometimes a log just can't stay together anymore.
LEFT LOG: Oh, we were so happy.RIGHT LOG: We thought we'd be together forever.
LEFT LOG: Then that... that... HUSSY came in.
RIGHT LOG: I genuinely thought we'd be strong enough to handle it.
LEFT LOG: Oh, sure, there was a lot of talk about "experimenting" and "finding ourselves" and such.
RIGHT LOG: All I said was maybe we'd fit in the pile better if we separated for a bit.
LEFT LOG: And then I found that website. Full of photos and prices and... and.. shipping information!
RIGHT LOG: Well, okay, THAT was a mistake. I'm log enough to admit that openly. I should never have left a window open proving I was looking for a log splitter in secret.
LEFT LOG: I finally said I wasn't going to stay if we weren't going to be together. I didn't always want something in-between us, keeping us apart.
RIGHT LOG: Finally I don't think there was anything left between us.
LEFT LOG: At least I got to see that log splitter walk away after I was gone. Just like I said was going to happen. I'm just sorry for the next log this happens to.
RIGHT LOG: No, the Boss Electric Log Splitter moved on almost right after the separation was complete. But, I mean, what could I expect? I'm a grown log, I knew what I was getting into. I just wish I didn't lose half of everything in the process.
LEFT LOG: I'm better off, I think. Even if I am just going to sit alone on a pile until winter. At least I know who I am now. And I'm seeing this spider that's very nice.
Features
ES7T20 - 7 Ton
- 2 HP electric motor
- Easy push button electronic start
- One Handed Operation
- Automatic ram return
- Professional-grade hydraulic system
EC5T20 - 5 Ton
- 1.8 HP Electric motor
- One handed operation
- Highly portable, can fit in the truck of most cars
- Automatic ram return
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 2 Year Boss Industrial
Specs
Specifications for ES7T20 - 7 Ton | |
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Item Dimensions: | 40 L x 13.5 W x 20.5 H inches |
Weight: | 106 pounds |
Brand: | Boss Industrial |
Color: | Red |
Voltage: | 115 |
Specifications for EC5T20 - 5 Ton | |
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Item Dimensions: | 38 L x 10 W x 18 H inches |
Weight: | 104 pounds |
In the Box:
- (1) Boss Industrial ES7T20 7 Ton Electric Log Splitter Red
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- (1) Boss Industrial EC5T20 5 Ton Electric Log Splitter Red
Specs
Specifications for ES7T20 - 7 Ton | |
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Item Dimensions: | 40 L x 13.5 W x 20.5 H inches |
Weight: | 106 pounds |
Brand: | Boss Industrial |
Color: | Red |
Voltage: | 115 |
Specifications for EC5T20 - 5 Ton | |
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Item Dimensions: | 38 L x 10 W x 18 H inches |
Weight: | 104 pounds |
In the Box:
- (1) Boss Industrial ES7T20 7 Ton Electric Log Splitter Red
-OR-
- (1) Boss Industrial EC5T20 5 Ton Electric Log Splitter Red
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3h 11m 14.665s
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