Orange Is The New Lift
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Features
- Straps employ leverage which makes the items being carried seem 66% lighter
- Encourages proper lifting technique
- Saves floors from scratches, dents, scuffs and scrapes that dollies and hand trucks leave behind
- Rated for items weighing up to 700 pounds (317 kg)
- 100% Polypropylene
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: Lifetime Warranty Against Manufacturer Defects
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) FF FFMHVP Moving Harness, Orange - 2 shoulder harnesses, 2 lifting straps
Specs
In the Box:
- (1) FF FFMHVP Moving Harness, Orange - 2 shoulder harnesses, 2 lifting straps
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 54.116s
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