For Whom The Butt Tolls
You know what's better than no bidet? Any bidet. There is literally not a single bidet in existence - nay, not a single bidet that the human mind can conceive - that would be worse than having no bidet at all.
So probe the specs. Compare the models. Furrow your brow in deep meditation on the finer points of spraying one's butt clean. But deceive thyself not. These Luxe bidets have one advantage no other bidet can boast: they are right in front of you, right now. You can pass them by in your quest for the perfect bidet. But... what if you never find it? Or, nearly as chilling, what if you live years and years without a bidet only to finally find the perfect one as you near death's door, the bulk of your pooping life now behind (ha ha) you? What price perfection?
We could answer that question in detail, but it would be too gross. The point is, you're not getting any younger and your butt's not getting any cleaner. Get a bidet or get off the pot.
Features
- Fresh water bidet with one-touch pressure control
- High-pressure faucet quality valves with metal/ceramic core
- Standard size braided steel hose for water connection
- Moveable nozzle guard gate
- Regular nozzle and feminine nozzle retract when not in use
- Self-cleaning feature releases water directly over nozzles
- Easily attaches to and detaches from any standard two-piece toilet
- Meets ASME standards
- All accessories and instructions included
Check out the difference between the Neo models!
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Luxe
Specs
Specifications | |
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Product Dimensions: | 17.4" x 7.1" x 3.8" |
Product Weight: | 2.5 pounds |
Body: | ABS resin |
Inlet: | Plastic |
Valve: | Metal-ceramic |
Certifications: | ASME |
In the Box:
- (1) Luxe Neo-180 Bidet
- (2) Circular attachment plates with rubber gaskets
- (1) 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" plastic t-adapter
- (1) Cold water connection metal braided hose
- (1) Replacement wall to tank metal braided hose
- Installation and user guide
-- OR --
- (1) Luxe Neo-320 Bidet
- (2) Circular attachment plates with rubber gaskets
- (1) 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" plastic t-adapter
- (1) Cold water connection metal braided hose
- (1) 3/8" x 3/8" x 8mm metal t-adapter
- (1) 10 foot polyurethane hose with metal end
- (1) Replacement wall to tank metal braided hose
- Installation and user guide
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Product Dimensions: | 17.4" x 7.1" x 3.8" |
Product Weight: | 2.5 pounds |
Body: | ABS resin |
Inlet: | Plastic |
Valve: | Metal-ceramic |
Certifications: | ASME |
In the Box:
- (1) Luxe Neo-180 Bidet
- (2) Circular attachment plates with rubber gaskets
- (1) 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" plastic t-adapter
- (1) Cold water connection metal braided hose
- (1) Replacement wall to tank metal braided hose
- Installation and user guide
-- OR --
- (1) Luxe Neo-320 Bidet
- (2) Circular attachment plates with rubber gaskets
- (1) 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" plastic t-adapter
- (1) Cold water connection metal braided hose
- (1) 3/8" x 3/8" x 8mm metal t-adapter
- (1) 10 foot polyurethane hose with metal end
- (1) Replacement wall to tank metal braided hose
- Installation and user guide
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 48.888s
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